I haven't blogged for a while, but this Babe has her groove back. First, my most awesome,funny,clever,and darling sorority sister, Reschini, posted this on FB today:
Could not resist: Please copy and paste this into your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the damn face. People who need a punch in the damn face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the damn face except a punch in the damn face. 97% of people won't re-post this. Why? Because THEY probably need a punch in the damn face...
I like this, but who knew that in mere moments I would meet up with one of these people who need a punch in the damn face.
As most of you know, I had a total ankle replacement back in June 2010. Then, this March, in the same ankle I had a torn ligament repaired. Yea, it sucks to be me. Anyhoo, I have had a handicap tag during this time, and have been appalled at the lack of respect for those of us who are handicapped.
Every time I see a car parked without a tag in one of MY spots, I am furious! I fantasize about what I should do to punish these lazy dirt bags. I thought about writing nasty-gram notes laced with obscenities and threats of physical violence that I would leave on their windshield. I've thought of taking pictures of their vehicles, clearly in violation of the law and forwarding them to the police. I have toyed with keying the perpetrator's car and most recently with taking my cane and placing the business end of it squarely into their tail lights.
But alas, I am a civil human being, who has never believed in vigilantly justice. I just say a quick prayer that they are horribly disfigured in a horrific car accident.
All of this is spewing out now because of the Real Housewife of Fairfax County that decided that she needed a special spot for her car at Target. I sooo wanted to confront her on behalf of all of us who really need these spots. I'm such a wimp, but the Lord says that 'revenge is mine' and I hope He's really pissed about this too.
Thanks for listening! Cheers and stay cool!
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Tried to post this from my phone, so let's try again.
ReplyDeleteHere is what we are going to do, my Sister. We are going to write notes on index cards. Notes with messages like:
Hope you enjoyed your great parking space, asshat. Now keep looking over your shoulder because if my friends see you, you are going to legitimately need to park in a handicapped space, Capisce?