Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Punch to the Damn Face

I haven't blogged for a while, but this Babe has her groove back. First, my most awesome,funny,clever,and darling sorority sister, Reschini, posted this on FB today:

Could not resist: Please copy and paste this into your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the damn face. People who need a punch in the damn face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the damn face except a punch in the damn face. 97% of people won't re-post this. Why? Because THEY probably need a punch in the damn face...

I like this, but who knew that in mere moments I would meet up with one of these people who need a punch in the damn face.

As most of you know, I had a total ankle replacement back in June 2010. Then, this March, in the same ankle I had a torn ligament repaired. Yea, it sucks to be me. Anyhoo, I have had a handicap tag during this time, and have been appalled at the lack of respect for those of us who are handicapped.

Every time I see a car parked without a tag in one of MY spots, I am furious! I fantasize about what I should do to punish these lazy dirt bags. I thought about writing nasty-gram notes laced with obscenities and threats of physical violence that I would leave on their windshield. I've thought of taking pictures of their vehicles, clearly in violation of the law and forwarding them to the police. I have toyed with keying the perpetrator's car and most recently with taking my cane and placing the business end of it squarely into their tail lights.

But alas, I am a civil human being, who has never believed in vigilantly justice. I just say a quick prayer that they are horribly disfigured in a horrific car accident.

All of this is spewing out now because of the Real Housewife of Fairfax County that decided that she needed a special spot for her car at Target. I sooo wanted to confront her on behalf of all of us who really need these spots. I'm such a wimp, but the Lord says that 'revenge is mine' and I hope He's really pissed about this too.

Thanks for listening! Cheers and stay cool!

Thursday, May 19, 2011